Wednesday, March 30

0031

that would be all

0030


alternative tentacles

0029


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

0028


Betty Davis Thighs

0027


"Too much perfection is a mistake"


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ass and roses 

0025


"That's Protestant whiskey" - Jimmy McNulty

0024


Ted Danson here says that a lynx LOVE RUG could really tie your room together

0023


would you argue about matters of social etiquette with this fine gentleman?

0022


follow your dealer 

0021


point taken

0020


for people with half black hearts

0019


the kid stays in the game

Thursday, March 24

0018


taking care of business on the front line
Ras Lanuf, Libya 
March 11, 2011

Tyler Hicks, The New York Times photographer
was captured by Libyan government forces on March 16.
He was released six days later.

source: New York Times

Wednesday, March 23

0017


in an meth lab far far away

0016

i think i ll write a lame song
cause i cant get no sleep
i hear the neighbors fucking
i hear the faucet drip

no NFL on Shopcast
no videos on YouPorn
not even Clayton Norcross
hanging around as Thorne

(typical Joe Satriani guitar solo you know the ones
that go on forever and ever
and by the time Joe is done, there is no electricity
cause it's been a month and a half
since he started playing his solo and he forgot to pay the bill
Actually, thats what has stopped him from playing some more)

no women in pink underwear
no National Lampoon
there's no sight of Brooke Shields
naked in Blue Lagoon

so i go back to bed
to sing my favourite motto
Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto

Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto

kai den exei kai Diki Tis Defteras me ton Kiriako Thomaidi re gamoto
Domo Arigato
Mr Roboto

Mr Roboto
Mr Roboto
Mr Roboto
Mr Roboto

0016


stuck in the metal with you

0015


thank god

0014


"just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you"
Joseph Heller, Catch 22

0013


william hurt gets high, turns into a quarrelsome gorilla
and breaks into a zoo at night to devour some animals
what's not to like?